Sunday, 30 March 2014

84. Glistening Pearls of Wisdom from off the Duck’s Back



Offa’s first list for an easy & familiar start:
Eat the rich, or eat the poor – which?
Are you ready, or are in the way?
What will you learn next?
What excuses are your pleasures?
And what are you to at being?

Careful operations with corrosive books:
“The Secrets of the Amorites” - do you want to know them?
“Charlie Marks’s ‘The Capital’” – tragedy, comedy, satire, fantasy, whatever?
“How Delicate Is the Lord?” – time to test it.
“Writing about Rioting” – study, learn, write or riot right?
“A Short History of the Macedonian Problem” – if you cut things up you get small bits, and so on, for ever.
“Offa’s Secret Garden” – discover this erotic parvis, somewhere lost in greenest Staffordshire.

Shoe Miss Adrienne – a Mercian rhymerie:
Twains are all the remains of stains
Shares all our affairs amongst the Khmers
Slapped ‘n papped ‘n trapped
Flatulence & feculence broke the silence
Another’s brother is a smother
Offa the Scoffer, the Quaffer, the Cougher
- What next shall she proffer?

To create at last a real feast
To be books of no unfashionable pragmatic don’t
To feel in this
To be children together
To taste how
To be that simple
To do this again
To cook and share
To ride upon the wave
To start but learn next where we’re to at being
To offer up some hope in this despite
To make these disputed borderlands our home
To write in play & labour here

Saturday, 29 March 2014

83. OK, So Children Together




OK so    must ready               then call
         easy & familiar    start
but          & learn            next
   we’re to        at                   being

       careful operations within corrosive books
         whatever         at one             says
       knows); but       delicate           enough
   ride upon the              wave        history

    do this         again 
cook share what      do              others! heal
      be trapped; don’t    silent
          the other head of all

Be               books of           no
             unfashionable    pragmatic – don’t
feel        in               this –
create at last    real            feast
                                             children together

Friday, 28 March 2014

82. What Offa Offers As Advice to Us All




OK so we must remember birthdays, then
– that’s easy & familiar to start us off
but improve & learn on failure next time
if we’re to arrive at shared & luscious being

Next’s careful operations within separate bowls
fierce as whatever legend at one time (Offa says
& she knows); but also delicate & careful enough
to ride upon the irrevocable wave of our history

You do this again & again and
you share what you do always with others!
don’t be trapped; don’t be silent
this is the foundation of all true society

Be inspired by books of practice no
matter how unfashionable & pragmatic – don’t
feel guilt in anything of this – help
create at last a real & humane feast
                                     dear children